April 19, 2024 - Good Morning! It's Friday, April 19.
Do you know the term "dad joke"? Webster's Dictionary added it to their list in 2019. It's usually a short joke, a one-liner, a pun. Some people respond to dad jokes with a groan, but, as a dad myself, I think they're deeply hilarious. And so, at the end of a long week, and going into a springtime weekend, here's some dad jokes . . . about the Bible! Enjoy! (Or groan)
*How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
*On the Ark, Noah got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks? Quackers.
*Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Samson, he brought the house down.
*Where was Solomon's temple located? On the side of his head.
*At what time of day did God create Adam? Right before Eve.
*How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.
*What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruthless.
*I think I'm finished studying the Bible. I just came to that Revelation.
If you have a favorite Bible joke - send it my way!
And don't forget the teaching found in Proverbs 17:22 - "A merry heart is good medicine."
Meet you back here on Monday,
Bro. David
dmathis@fbccenter.org
